Dr. Bob's minions tire away endlessly to help the good Doctor in the name of science,
but with what little downtime they get they would like to share with you fine people!
Musings from Chris
By Chris M.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls and radioactive rabid hamsters of all ages. Welcome to another thrilling and lukewarm installment of...... What am I supposed to be writing about?
Has the zombie apocalypse happened yet? HOLY MECHANICAL MICE!!! It is 2016!!! Well, oops. I guess I lost track of time since I got a new cat tree in October and the nurse has been keeping me well stocked in catnip and scratches behind the ears. Well, what to update every one about???
Dr. Bob will not let me near his schematics and plans or his lab for that matter. I think he is still afraid I will push the BIG red button he has down there. I know I have destruction issues when it comes to blowing up every thing and worlds and clawing at furniture but you would think he would trust me some time...Right? I still build things for him but he wont let me play with them after I build them. I will have to think of a work around.
I have started creating my own lab in the basement of my litter box. Dr. Bob refused to go down there, so maybe I can build some fun things given some time. Of course, I will have to be sneaky about it, Every one keeps a close eye on me like I am up to something. I do not know what every one could be worried about? Yes I hallucinate when I get to much catnip and the voices become louder but I think I can handle it. I have not destroyed anything (that could be traced back to me) since I started working for the doctor and most of the explosions that happen are not from me, Although it is hard to hide claw marks.
Oh well, Maybe in this new year I will be able to expand my horizons and find new trees to climb. But first I think I need to clean out my litter box, Everything in there from 2015 kind of smells funny.
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