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Tesla Industries

By Sirhc


     Hello, my name is Sirhc and I am contacting you directly from Tesla Industries, where all of Dr. Bob and Nikola Tesla's ideas and plans come to life. We here at Tesla Industries are striving to make a better tomorrow. With our head researcher Dr. Bob Tesla and his Think Tank Nicola Tesla we are bringing to life innovations for not only the industrial sector but also the private sector as well. Innovations that range from communication to transportation and everything in between, we are working towards a better tomorrow.

     Let's start with our Innovations in communication. We here at Tesla Industries are working on subspace and dimensional communication devices. No longer will you have to worry about dropped signal coverage or lines severed. Soon you will be able to use our communication devices to talk to people not just across town but also on the other side of our world and beyond. Having a video conversation with somebody on the moon or even on Mars will be totally possible and the quality will be exceptional. Also with our ingenuity and experimental breakthroughs with dimensional communication you will always have a line to whoever you need to contact. We are also working on security for all communication devices so you know that your contacts are safe and your messages stay private. There will always be options for group communications and for different types of entertainment. We will cover some of the entertainment aspects in the later installment of an update. Now let's talk about transportation.

     We here at Tesla Industries are also working on ways to heighten, streamline and make transportation safer. We all enjoy a good bike ride or maybe even a drive in the country. We all enjoy visiting new places and experiencing new cultures and just seeing the sights. Just think with our advances in traveling and transportation you will be able to enjoy traveling and sightseeing in a much more expedient and safer way. We not only have designs and patents for new vehicles both two and four wheeled but also working on new ideas for vehicles to travel in different climates and in different locations much easier. Some climates and locations you need treads, others you might need a more vertical approach. Some of the transportation options we are also coming up with involved interdimensional transits. Let's say you lived in New York and you wanted to visit a friend in San Diego. Soon you might be able to do that just by walking out your door and going to one of our dimensional transport locations. You very well could take a walk and visit the craters of the Moon maybe even the Great Pyramids. It is all up to you and your imagination as to how you will use and benefit from this new technology.

     Yes everyone here at Tesla Industries are working hard to not only benefit your life but the people around you as well. Science is the Mainstay of all of our ideas philosophies and beliefs. Dr. Bob Tesla proclaimed it all the time.

     I hope you have enjoyed this look into some of the Innovations and projects that we hope to bring to the public in the coming months and years. We look forward, all of us at Tesla Industries to being apart of a brilliant wonderful and bright future.

Thank you, Sirhc


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